Based on the many, many ways he mistreated her daughter during their decade-long relationship, you might think that Kris Jenner would want to have Scott Disick killed, or at least forcibly removed from Calabasas.
But Kris has a history of being oddly forgiving of her daughters’ horrible boyfriends.
And so, rather than having him rolled up in a carpet and tossed off the Santa Monica Pier, Kris is partnering up with Scott to produce yet another ill-conceived Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff.
Because clearly E! is hoping the eighteenth time is the charm.
Anyway, the project is currently untitled, but we’re sure when Scott and company eventually decide on a name, it will involve some dumb pun on the word “lord.”
While most viewers would probably be much more interested in a show that’s centered around Disick’s alcoholism or his turbulent love life, producers have made the baffling decision to focus on Scott’s fledgling business ventures.
“It will probably come out next year, and it’s basically about me doing things that I’m interested in, which is buying and selling properties,” Disick tells People magazine.
“I guess it’s cool that people will be able to see something that’s a little bit different, and it’s cool for me because it’s something I’m passionate about,” he adds.
Yes, just like bidding on abandoned storage units or making needlessly elaborate cakes, house-flipping is one of those things that figures prominently in the daily lives of most Americans, yet has never been featured on a reality show.
So being the stable business genius that he is, Scott made the executive decision to fill that niche.
We’d be lying if we said we weren’t a little disappointed.
After all, a Scott Disick reality show is an idea with loads of potential … but only if it’s a warts-and-all portrayal of Scott at his worst.
It sounds like what we’re getting instead is a Kris-polished hagiographic take on the life of the Lord.
Of course, it’s possible that Kris and company will set out to make Scott look good and his hot mess self will shine through regardless.
After all, Scott is still dating Sofia Richie, and as far as we know, he’s still drinking.
When you’re drunk and dating a teenager, some drama is bound to unfold.
And we’re sure it’ll make for much more compelling television than all of the real estate deals in the world.
Give the people what they want, Scott!