If you’re currently a guest of The Flamingo Hotel in Las Vegas, you may have heard anguished cries of “Rahn, stahp!” this afternoon, as a security team struggled to do what Sammi Sweetheart never could — subdue the beast known as Agro Magro.
According to TMZ, Ron attempted to fight a civilian while lounging poolside with his fellow guidos today.
No word on yet on whether alcohol was a factor, but it absolutely, definitely was.
Hilariously, the other combatant kept shouting phrases like “I got that Gucci bag, what’s up?” and repeating the word “hustlin’,” which makes this the single most obnoxious event to ever take place anywhere.
It’s not currently known what caused the incident, but we’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that the combination of Ron-Ron juice and human growth hormone factored in.
Of course, if you’ve been watching the first season of Family Vacation, or even just keeping up with the cast out of morbid curiosity, then this sort of behavior probably won’t come as much of a surprise.
Ronnie has gone from supporting character to primary source of drama, primarily because of his constant fights with Jen Harley, the mother of his infant daughter.
On the show, we see Ronnie cheat on Jen with a French club-goer dubbed “French Fry.”
(The guidos’ nickname game isn’t terribly on point this season.)
On social media, we watch in horror as Ron refers to the mother of his child as a “c-m dumpster.”
Ron has been flying off the handle on a routine basis for years now, but lately, he’s either stepped up his game or lowered the bar, depending on whom you ask.
Sure, without his antics, JSFV would be an exceedingly boring affair with moments like Vinny’s haircut crisis providing the bulk of the dramatic tension.
But on the other hand … did we mention Ron called his ex a c-m dumpster on social media?
Like, we don’t expect the height of decorum from these people, but we also don’t want to see them get less mature and more gross with age.
But hey, maybe the Gucci guy deserved an ass-whupping today.
Based on what little we know about him, that seems very, very plausible.
But Ron’s a father now, so going forward, maybe he should let someone else deliver the beat-downs.
Watch Jersey Shore online to remind yourself of just how bonkers Ron has been this season.