When Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna broke up, it was quite clear that this wasn’t a case of two soulmates who tragically drifted apart, but rather the dissolution of a mismatched coupling that never should have happened in the first place.
When Rob posted nude photos of Chyna in an appalling act of revenge, it confirmed to all the world what her fans had long suspected:
Blac dodged a bullet by kicking Rob to the curb.
But we think it’s safe to say Rob’s feelings about the split are considerably more complicated.
In fact, according to a new report from Hollywood Life, Rob found himself pining for his ex while watching her work the rec carpet at the 2018 BET Awards over the weekend.
“Rob thought Chyna looked beautiful and sexy at the BET awards,” a source claims.
“After seeing her look so good, he had to fight the desire to text her and hit her up for a booty call.”
Yeah, Rob, don’t do that.
That’s one of the worst ideas yet in a life full of terrible ideas.
We’re sure when you’re sitting at home in your favorite Cheeto dust-encrusted sweatpants while ex is living her best life at a star-studded event, there’s a powerful temptation to dig your phone out from under that pile of chalupa wrappers and hit her with a “u up?” text.
But it’s a bad idea for so, so many reasons.
“Rob found himself fantasizing about all the good times they had and her passion in the bedroom. He has felt lonely lately and despite their crazy times together he kinda misses her,” says the insder.
“However Rob knows his mother and sisters would disown him if he ever started messing with Chyna again so he resisted the urge to call her.”
Yes, that’s one of the many reasons that Rob should have as little contact as possible with Blac.
(We’d say the two of them should cut ties completely, but the fact that they have a child together makes that impossible.)
For one thing, there have been reports that Chyna is pregnant again, this time by rapper YBN Almighty Jay.
Even if Blac and YBN aren’t dating, it’s probably not a good idea for Chyna to give her abusive ex another chance while she’s expecting.
Which brings us to the main reason Rob should stay away from Chyna — he’s shown himself to be an abusive prick.
The man has earned the Flamin’ Hot hell that is his existence, and Chester Cheetah should remain his only companion.