The battling Markles are at it again.
Fortunately, this time they’re focusing their negativity on one another instead of dragging Meghan into yet another messy situation.
You may have heard about Meghan’s awful family, led by her horrendous half-siblings, Samantha Markle and Thomas Markle Jr.
But do you recall — the most chillaxed Markle of all?
Okay, so technically Tyler Dooley isn’t a Markle, but he is the son of Thomas Markle Jr., who shall henceforth be referred to as TMJ, because we wish his jaw would lock shut.
Tyler is a “cannabis farmer” who currently stars on a British reality show, which is basically Big Brother, except all of the contestants have sort of tie to the Royal Family.
As a result, Tyler has been receiving a lot of attention from the British press, despite the fact that he seems to have no real ties to Meghan.
“It was never like we had a super tight-knit family before to be honest,” Tyler said in a recent interview with The Sun.
“But the fact that now the whole world gets to see how my father or Aunt Samantha behaves, it is like an open wound for everyone to see.”
Yes, Tyler claimed he’s always known that his dad and his aunt were scumbags, but he’s pained by the fact that they’ve decided to flaunt their scumbaggery to the world:
“That’s the hardest part, the fact that there is no privacy. It is hard to deal with. It is embarrassing and sad all at the same time,” Dooley said.
“My father and Aunt Samantha have sold my grandfather out, sold my family out, sold Meghan out. It has been hard to deal with.”
“The only family I have left now are my mom, brother and grandfather.”
Tyler went on to reveal that he finds out about Samantha Markle’s latest attempts to ruin Meghan’s life the same way as the rest of us:
“We are still close and fine but for the rest of my family, their lives are lived out in the tabloids and that is the hardest thing.
“I have to read what’s going on in my family in the news because I don’t even speak to them.”
Though he says he’s still tight with his grandfather — Meghan’s dad, Thomas Markle — Tyler is admittedly a bit of an outsider in the Markle clan.
Still, his shenanigans provide a welcome distraction from the recent Meghan news, which keeps growing increasingly dark.
In addition to the reports about the ongoing feud between Meghan and Kate Middleton, there are new reports about who’s leaking all this royal gossip to the press.
The latest to be accused is Prince Andrew, and conspiracy theorists think he’s keeping the press informed on Kate and Meghan’s feud so as to distract from the pedophilia scandal involving his longtime friend Jeffrey Epstein.
Like we said, things are getting weird across the pond.
Season 37 of The Crown should be pretty wild.
Since Meghan apparently doesn’t age, she should be able to play herself.