Last week, Kourtney was partying with Scott Disick just a short while after her epic breakup with Younes Bendjima.

Now, a report says that this is just the tip of the iceberg — that Kourtney has been seeing Scott in secret, and may even be pregnant with baby #4.

It sounds too wild to believe, but … could it be true?

An OK! Australia article has an exciting claim about Kourtney Kardashian — and the news is twofold!

“Kourt’s Pregnant,” the tabloid claims, followed by a quote: “‘Scott’s The Dad!'”

That would be very exciting! Even though, admittedly, this has happened three times in the past already.

Even more, the magazine says: “Kourt Dumps Younes For Scott: ‘We’re Getting Married!'”

So they’re reporting that not only is Kourtney “ready to accept” Scott back into her life, but she left Younes for him? Wow!

Kourtney and Scott, the tabloid claims, are reclaiming what they once had.

The report says that Kourtney wants her ex and baby daddy “back into her life romantically.”

You would think that Kourtney would be doing this cautiously and tentatively, right?

But the article says :”and she’s not doing it half-heartedly.”

Eyes closed, head first, can’t lose, huh?

OK! Australia points out that Scott had suggested that he and Kourtney might get back together when they’re “like 40.”

They also point out that Kourtney is 39, and will be 40 next April.

“The time is nigh for that long-awaited wedding,” the tabloid says, adding: “We can’t wait to see these guys finally say ‘I do!'”

That wedding day, should it come to pass, will have been a long time coming.

According to the magazine’s source, it is “just a matter of time” before Scott “dumps” his current super-hot 19-year-old girlfriend, Sofia Richie.

Weird to read that he wouldn’t break up with Sofia before impregnating his ex, right?

But the tabloid reports that Kourtney has a “bub on the way — and the baby daddy is none other than her ex.”

Well, that’s not totally unbelievable, since they have three children already.

“They’ve been meeting up on the down low for a while now,” the magazine claims. “Everyone’s buzzing that she’s carrying Scott’s baby.”

The tabloid reports that Kourt has been spotted with a baby bump lately, noting that “It was strange to see because she’s usually so perfectly svelte.”

The first of multiple issues with this report is that, um, this photo right here of Kourtney?

She shared it just a few days ago. While it’s totally possible that she took it ages ago, and though there’s even precedent for keeping a secret like that, we kind of doubt it.

Those are not the abs of a pregnant Kourtney.

We also think that, considering that Kylie’s 21st birthday blow-out was full of guests and cameras and one woman even passed out and had to leave on a stretcher, someone would have commented if Kourt looked pregnant.

But there’s another problem that has, basically, nothing to do with Kourtney.

Sofia Richie, folks, is a real person with real feelings. Arguably more feelings than most of us, because she’s 19 and teenage hormones can really blow a lot of emotions out of proportion.

Sofia is about to turn 20. Like, next week. It would be incredibly s–ty of Scott to dump her for his ex right before her birthday. Or at all, if it’s just to go running back to his ex.

(We’ve already envisioned how their breakup should go down, and it should involve Sofia dumping him)

A lot of people want to see Scott and Kourtney reunite, because they liked them so much as a couple. But wanting something to be true does not make it true.

And this story has zero evidence to back it up. We’re going to have to side with GossipCop on this one.