As previously reported, Matthew Perry may be on the verge of death.

But while we all hope and pray this report is erroneous, in the interest of a winning segue, we must also add:

You are just gonna die (in the figurative/cute sense, LOL) when you hear what Jennifer Aniston thinks about Brad Pitt.

As also previously reported on The Hollywood Gossip, Pitt’s divorce proceedings with Angelina Jolie have turned ugly because the actress is alleging that Pitt owes her a lot of money in child support.

Via documents filed in court on Tuesday, an attorney for Jolie says that the handsome star “has paid no meaningful child support since separation.”

Moreover:

“Given the informal arrangements around the payment of the children’s expenses have not been regularly sustained by [Pitt] for over a year and a half, [Jolie] intends to file an [courtorder] for the establishment of a retroactive child support order.”

In other words:

Jolie says Pitt has been a bad father because he has not been helping take care of his six children financially.

Heck, Jolie even claims she can prove this.

We’ll be curious to see if that is true, or if this is just another example of Angelina doing all she can to trash her estranged husband in the press because she wants to eventually win primary custody of their children.

While we watch this sad drama unfold from afar, Aniston is reportedly doing the exact same thing…

… and just feeling terribly sorry for Pitt in the process.

“Jen is feeling horrible for the fight Brad is involved in over custody of the kids with Angelina,” an anonymous source who apparently knows all tells Hollywood Life.

This source adds:

“Jen can’t imagine what it must be like to fight with someone as powerful as Angelina over your own kids.

“Knowing Brad as well as she does, Jen is in agony over the pain Brad must be going through fighting with his ex just to be with his own kids.”

This is possible, we guess.

It also seems possible that Aniston is totally and completely over Pitt and hasn’t given his relationship with Jolie a second thought in years.

“Jen thinks it is shameful that Angelina can not be more mature, put the kids needs first and compromise with Brad on this important decision,” Hollywood Life concludes.

It is true that Pitt and Jolie have been battling in court for awhile now over custody of their children.

But this isn’t unusual in a high profile divorce case. Or in any divorce case, really.

We’re not in a position to say who is right and who is wrong here.

Ever since Pitt and Jolie broke up nearly two years ago, there has been chatter that the former couple will get back together.

This chatter only escalated after Aniston’s marriage to Justin Theroux also fell apart.

And it’s getting out of control at this point, considering some outlets are claiming that Aniston is pregnant with Pitt’s next child.

We strongly doubt this is true.

If it is, however, perhaps it will soften the blow if Angelina will her custody battle against Pitt — because he’ll have a new precious bundle of joy to shower with affection at home with Aniston!

How exciting!