Jenelle Evans and David Eason are bad at keeping secrets and even worse at lying.

That’s bad news for a couple with so much to hide, but good news for those of us who enjoy observing the carnival sideshow that is life on the Land.

Of course, it’s possible that interest in the Easons’ lives wouldn’t be so intense if they weren’t constantly spilling the tea all over social media.

David got fired from Teen Mom 2 way back in February, and we still know everything he does, because he’s the thirstiest man alive.

After they over-share, Jenelle and David usually regret it and try to backpedal, which is exactly what they’re doing with news of their latest breakup.

Take a look:

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The Easons

The Easons

Jenelle just posted this photo to prove to fans that all is well in the Eason household. The only problem is, we know for a fact that’s not true.

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Ya Gotta Keep ‘Em Separated

Ya Gotta Keep 'Em Separated

Earlier this week, Jenelle changed her relationship status on her Facebook page to “separated.”

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The Obvious Conclusion

The Obvious Conclusion

Not surprisingly, fans took this as an indication that she and David had at least temporarily called it quits.

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Jenelle Claps Back

Jenelle Claps Back

But despite the fact that Jenelle herself started the rumor, she responded to it the same way she responds to every situation — with seething outrage,

5.
Jenelle Is Mad

Jenelle Is Mad

Jenelle took to Instagram with this hilarious post about how she plans to unfriend “everyone” all because someone sold her info to the press.

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Delusions of Grandeur

Delusions of Grandeur

This probably goes without saying, but no one sold Jenelle’s info.