It’s been six months since Farrah Abraham was fired from Teen Mom OG, but the mother of one is still generating enough drama to support a dozen reality shows.

TMZ is reporting today that Farrah was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel for attacking an employee.

According to a police report, Farrah was taken into custody on battery and trespassing charges late Tuesday night and is now being held on $500 bail.

Obviously, the situation has raised a lot of questions:

What might have set Farrah off?

How hammered was she?

Why won’t anyone pay her measly-ass bail?

We set out to solve these mysteries and more while Farrah attempts to explain to her cellmate how famous she is:

1.
You Can’t Take Her Anywhere

You Can't Take Her Anywhere

On Tuesday night, Farrah was at the ultra-swanky Beverly Hills Hotel when she got into an argument with a male staffer, whom she allegedly struck.

2.
The Trigger

The Trigger

Currently, no one knows what set Farrah off exactly, but according to sources — and you may want to sit down for this — alcohol was definitely a factor in the incident.

3.
Playing the Celeb Card

Playing the Celeb Card

Police were called, and onlookers say Farrah shouted at the arresting officers and repeated the phrase, “You should know who I am!”

4. “Don’t You Know Who I Am?”

"Don't You Know Who I Am?"

Good rule of thumb with that question: If you have to ask, the answer is no.

5.
Cuban Sandwich

Cuban Sandwich

Before her arrest, Farrah posted this photo of herself and famed business tycoon Mark Cuban. “Entrepreneur’s workin even at the pool,” she captioned the pic.

6.
What Went Wrong?

What Went Wrong?

So Farrah was all smiles as she hobnobbed with the rich and famous just hours before her meltdown. What happened in the meantime that caused her to lose her cool? Well, we have a few theories …

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