It’s been almost six months since David Eason was fired by MTV, but apparently, Jenelle Evans’ repugnant husband is still pissed about being unceremoniously kicked to the curb.
In fact, pretty much every time the network makes a major personnel decision, Eason takes to social media to throw a public temper tantrum.
When Bristol Palin joined the cast of Teen Mom OG, David whined on Facebook in embarrassing fashion.
So it should come as no surprise that he has much to say about MTV’s decision to partner up with one of the most infamous “actresses” on the planet.
In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is set to star in a new reality show about her nightclub in Mykonos, Greece.
Sources say the series was inspired by Vanderpump Rules, and Lindsay will preside over the proceedings in the fashion of that show’s titular star.
Of course, Lisa Vanderpump is a successful businesswoman with decades of experience as a club owner, and Lindsay Lohan is what would happen if you injected a bloated liver with a newly-discovered strain of super-herpes, but we digress.
Anyway, David is not happy about his former home network’s decision to work with Lindsay.
“WOW! Lindsay Lohan,” David wrote on Facebook.
“MTV sure does love the drama. Great way to get some views, put the craziest person you can find on her own program!”
He went on to rag on Lindsay for her past substance abuse issues and compare her to one of the network’s most notorious former stars:
“I’m such a bad person but you go hire Lindsay??? WTF, that girl is gonna run off with your gear and sell it for cocaine!” Eason wrote.
“I mean everyone has their ups and downs in life but that’s more downs than ups! She will be MTVs new Farrah, only worse!”
Well, David would know all about a life that’s “more downs than ups.”
His own prodigious list of deep valleys includes such ignominious low-lights as marrying Jenelle Evans, doing drugs with her while she was pregnant, and having CPS called to his home 20 times in a single year.
Oh, and let’s not forget Eason’s homophobic tirade that got him fired from Teen Mom 2.
But please, David, tell us more about how Lindsay Lohan is the worst.
Compared to you, she’s an upstanding pillar of the global community.
If it weren’t sad to the point of being tragic, it would actually be impressive that you’ve managed to make Lindsay freakin’ Lohan look good.